5 Reasons why it's better to plan a vacation rather than jump off a bridge.
1. There are no cool souvenirs to collect if you jump off a bridge. But there are lots of postcards, cheesy t-shirts, shot glasses and keychains to collect on vacations.
2. You can only jump off a bridge once. You can plan several vacations. Go on vacations as often as you need to.
3. People try to talk you out of jumping off a bridge. No one ever tries to talk you out of going to Disneyland or the Caribbean.
4. Jumping off a bridge is a very public and messy thing. Vacations can be as beautiful and discreet as you want them to be.
5. Your family will hate it if you jump off a bridge whereas, your family will cheer and overwhelm you with hugs when you tell them you're taking them on vacation.
Bridge 0.....Vacation 5
#Vacation for the win!
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